Massage Workshop Day Courses

ONE DAY MASSAGE COURSES

If you’ve ever fancied learning the basics of massage but don’t want to commit to an expensive and time-consuming course then here’s your chance.

This one-day course is offered in formats for two people attending together, and also for individuals. However, if you are a sole learner you will probably need to bring a volunteer massage model (someone to practice on).

Please note there is no qualification at the end of the course; these are informal workshops days where we pass on our knowledge and give you plenty of opportunity to practice. This means it may not be appropriate or ethical for you to charge people for providing massage afterwards, but you can offer free massage to partners and friends or perhaps offer massage swaps.

This course for two people goes through the basics of Swedish massage, but can be altered to include sensual/tantric massage too if required.

It's intended for any two adults of any gender who know each other by way of relationship, friendship or casual acquaintance and are booking to attend together. You will learn different techniques and routines, and also what you need to know to perform massage safely.

The course is led by Brian, with Val in assistance and acting as a massage model to practice on. You will also have the opportunity to practice on each other too. The day starts around 10am and finishes roughly around 4pm. We only book one couple at a time.

The basis of the course is Swedish massage. If you wish to be naturist or want us to include sensual, or even tantric, elements to the day then you can discuss this with us beforehand because we won’t automatically include those elements unless you ask us to and there is agreement between all parties.

GAY / LESBIAN / SAME-SEX ATTENDEES

You are welcome to enquire and attend the same as everyone else. If anyone prefers that Bri is the practice model then we can swap around and do that. To date, we have only had one gay couple come for one these days and I’m glad to say it went wonderfully.

There is an information sheet we can email to you describing the day. We can then respond in a bespoke way to individual enquiries once the initial information has been read.

BOOKING PROCEDURE

1. Before enquiring, please make sure you have a genuinely interested partner to attend with.

2. Email or text us for further information and we’ll send out the necessary info.

3. Before we answer any further questions, we need a confirmation call from the female partner to confirm that the enquiry is genuine*. We recommend that you text us first on 07528413346 to check that we are in a position to be able to take your call, and not in a public place or in with a client. If you are attending as a same-sex couple then both of you need to be on the line to confirm.

4. A booking can only be made by phone call from the female partner or by text/email after a phone call from the female partner to confirm the enquiry*. If you are attending as a same-sex couple then both of you need to phone to confirm.

5. Try to make your booking at least three days in advance. The further in advance you can book the more likely you are get the day you want. Workshops days can be booked for any day of the week.

The fee for the day for two people is £200. Includes refreshments and snacks.

* Unfortunately, most of the enquiries we receive about massage workshop days are from wishful thinking male fantasists who get off on wasting our time or haven’t actually asked their partner to see if they’re interested. We have spent way too much time messaging back and forth with these characters in the past, so now we require a confirmation call from the partner. We have put on lots of these days and we have found that genuine enquirers have no problem at all phoning up to confirm the enquiry or booking.

These are provided by Brian, although Val may be on hand or get slightly involved in some instances**. Val is likely to be around but not directly involved unless called upon for specific purposes.

Although you are learning as an individual, you will need to bring someone who is happy to act as practice model. This must be someone who is happy to be demonstrated on by Brian, and happy for you to practice on too. They can be either sex/any gender. There may be brief moments when they are, in effect, onlookers. But it does give them a great opportunity to get lots of free massage! If you are a female or are already well known to us then Val may be prepared to donate herself as a model to practice on. But you should attempt to find your own massage model first before asking.

The day will centre on the basics of Swedish massage, and will be conducted conventionally*** unless you specifically ask for sensual or tantric elements to be included. (I’m usually okay with providing and receiving this, but you’ll need to check with your massage model first, of course). As well as your massage model, you must also be comfortable practicing on Brian, as he will need to experience how you are performing the massage techniques in order to feed back to you where you are doing well and what might need to be improved.

**for example, instances might include when a client is already well known to us and a good rapport is already established or if a single female wants another female present or prefers a female practice partner. We once agreed to provide a workshop day for a single lady who wanted to experience massaging Val. This went well, although we are unlikely to offer the same to an individual male unless we already have a good rapport from previous visits.

*** What do we mean by “conventionally”? The lower part of underwear will be left on and parts normally covered by underwear won’t be touched. By contrast, some people prefer to naturist (naked) either for comfort or because they want these parts including too. But you have to ask or they won’t be. There is no room for assuming, guesswork or wishful thinking.

The fee for individual tuition with your own massage model is £150. Includes refreshments and snacks.

BOOKING PROCEDURE

1. Before your initial enquiry, first make sure you have a volunteer massage model to attend with. No point otherwise.

2. Email or text us for further information and we’ll send out the necessary information about how the day will progress.

3. If there are questions you wish to ask in order for the day to evolve in a more bespoke way or because you wish to include sensuality then we may ask for your massage model to call us to confirm the enquiry is genuine, or we may ask for a deposit to secure an appointment. In other words, we will not engage in endless messaging with fakers and fantasists, but we will answer questions once we feel happy that the enquiry is genuine.

4. Try to make your booking at least three days in advance. The further in advance you can book the more likely your are get the day you want. Workshops days can be booked for any day of the week.