Updates, Availability and Offers.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INFORMATION ON THIS PAGE REPRESENTS A SNAPSHOT IN TIME.
IT IS CORRECT AT THE TIME OF THE EDIT, BUT IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS AND WHEN CLIENTS BOOK IN OR CANCEL APPOINTMENTS.
LATEST UPDATES
UPDATED EDIT 24/05/2026 at 5:30pm
For reasons already mentioned in previous updates, there is limited availability over the next three weeks. Here is the latest on our availability for the next three weeks...
Firstly, if you have already made a booking during this period, don’t worry about it. Your appointment will go ahead as planned.
This coming week (w/c 25th May), there are ONLY TWO appointment times still available at the time of this updated edit. These are for Friday morning and Friday afternoon (29th). After this Friday, there are no appointments available until 9th June.
From 9th June to 16th June it's business as usual. Then from 17th June to 20th June we are not available for these four days (although an hour long appointment might be possible on the morning of the Wed 17th).
LOOKING AHEAD EVEN FURTHER... We are considering changes to how we operate and how we provide one or two of our services. These may happen in late summer/early autumn. We advise you visit this page every so often to get any updated information we provide. More to come shortly.
NEWSFLASH. A fellow massage therapist has informed me that H&E have removed all massage ads from general viewing from their website. There is speculation as to why this might be, but the therapists I am aware of who advertise there have not been informed as to why. Upon reading the notice on the Classifieds page, it looks as though the adverts might still be on the site, but only accessible to magazine subscribers. Which is okay by us. However, the lack of communication from H&E is not good enough.
MOBILE SERVICE
Donkeys years ago, Val and I did some mobile massages; perhaps me more often than Val, but usually together. We also used to do some charity events, mind-body-spirit fairs, sporting events and provide massage for Friday evening girls nights in. However, there were several practical difficulties in lugging stuff around and setting up in an appropriate space that may not be readily apparent to most people, so we eventually gave up on being mobile.
It’s fair to say that Val has never had any appetite to offer mobile services ever again; the massage room is nicely set up and the trip to work (from the back door to the massage room door) is hassle-free! But it’s often crossed my mind.
I agree with Val that we are ideally set up for massage at our home, and this is preferable. But I also recognize that some folks might have transportation problems or would prefer to relax in their own home surroundings from time to time. It might also suit those with mobility issues who feel they are missing out. Couples can enquire too.
If you would like to enquire about massage in your own home then I’m willing to see if I can make it happen. You will appreciate and bear in mind that I’m only speaking for myself as a male therapist, and that Val is not coming too. I will quote you individually based on what type of massage you require, how long for, where you live and accessibility to your property.
If you are a new client I may also ask for a deposit as I’ve had some bogus enquiries and bogus bookings in the past.
USING THE CONTACT FORM
When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.
If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE
The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.