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UPDATED EDIT 20/01/2025 at 11pm

If you read the previous update made 24hrs ago then forget it, because it's all gone Pete Tong. Val has come down with tonsillitis and will not be performing any massage whatsoever this week. Bookings for Val will still be taken for next week. I'm just getting over tonsillitis (she probably got it from me) and I'll be accepting bookings for appointments Wednesday onwards.

JANUARY/FEBRUARY OFFERS FROM 18th JAN to 12th FEB

The Couples Massage Workshop day is on offer for £150 instead of the usual £180. Click HERE or message us for more details. (Couples = any two adults of any gender who know each other by way of marriage, relationship, friendship or casual acquaintance who are happy to attend together and learn massage basics, practicing mostly on me and Val, with the option of practicing on each other too)

The personal development/awareness workshop day is on offer for £100 instead of the usual £120. Click HERE for more info.

TEMPORARY SUSPENSIONS until further notice. Val's knees and back are suffering way too much from repetitive strain. This is mostly due to the demands of performing Swedish massage. For the rest of January, and possibly longer, Val won't be taking any bookings for Swedish/Swedish naturist massage, nor will she be taking bookings for two-hour tantric massage. The ONLY massages that are on offer from Val at present are 60 minute and 90 minute tantric massage sessions.

WHEN YOU ENQUIRE…. Please tell us your full name and the type of massage you want. Sending a text that says “Can you do a massage on Friday?” tells us nothing about what sort of massage, how long for, what time you are thinking of, who you want the massage of, whether you’re new to us, and what your name is.

EMAIL ADDRESSES.  Occasionally we turn down bookings from new clients because of their unwillingness to supply an email address so we can send out further information when they want tantric massage. There are a few things we wish to say about this…

  • It has come to light that some clients are reluctant because they assume we will be sending them marketing emails every other day. This isn’t the case. Only those who ask to go on the newsletter list get emailed, and that only happens every 2-3 months.

  • We get puzzled when clients say they can’t give their email because it’s shared with their partner. Really? Do you know how easy and quick it is to set up a private email address?

  • The reason we send out extra info by email is because there is so much more we need to say than could comfortably fit in a user-friendly manner on a website. It might unnecessary to certain clients, but it matters a lot to us that clients know exactly what we’re about (and not about) so the session goes smoothly.