Updates, Availability and Offers.

LATEST UPDATES

UPDATED EDIT 26/10/2026 at 10am

This week, Monday and Wednesday are already spoken for, but there is availability for morning and early afternoon on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. We can also do Saturday morning. As usual, please note we rarely do short notice bookings with less than 24hrs notice, so book NOW, not three hours before you want to come! Seems the more we stress this, the more people do the exact opposite. We do not have "opening hours" like a spa or salon. We work from home and we have other interests and responsibilities too; massage is not a full time job. Appointments fit in amongst other things we have going on, and if we wake up one morning and nobody is booked in for that day then by 9:30am we've got our minds out of massage mode and onto other things.

Lots of availability over the next couple of weeks, although LOOKING AHEAD there are some upcoming dates in November that are not available. These are the 3rd, the 8th, the 16th, 22nd-25th, 27th.

OCTOBER OFFER. Massage workshop days for individuals. £120 (from £150). Great opportunity to learn the basics of Swedish massage without committing to a formal course. There are T&Cs though so please see the relevant webpage before enquiring. CLICK HERE

WHEN BOOKING.... Please give the full and appropriate amount of information when making your enquiry. (It's astonishing how many don't). Tell us your full name, whether you've been before, what time and what date you are thing of.

The next newsletter will hopefully go out within the next two weeks.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

USING THE CONTACT FORM

When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.

If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.