Updates, Availability and Offers.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INFORMATION ON THIS PAGE REPRESENTS A SNAPSHOT IN TIME.

IT IS CORRECT AT THE TIME OF THE EDIT, BUT IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS AND WHEN CLIENTS BOOK IN OR CANCEL APPOINTMENTS.

LATEST UPDATES

UPDATED EDIT 20/08/2026 at 5pm

We have a cancellation for tomorrow, Friday 21st, so Val can do both a morning and an afternoon appointment, BUT she needs to know by 9pm this evening! Don't be leaving it to the last minute because she'll already be doing something else if you do.

Following my surgical procedure (Brian) I am pleased to say that recovery is on track and I have already accepted three bookings for the end of August. So please get in touch if you'd like to make a booking.

WEBSITE CHANGES. I think there are some tweaks and changes needed to some of our pages, as some of our services, offerings and preferences have evolved over the last 12 months. I intend to re-write some the pages over the next couple of months, and maybe even delete a page or two and add a page or two.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

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If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.