Updates, Availability and Offers.

LATEST UPDATES

UPDATED EDIT 18/07/2026 at 8pm

PLEASE QUOTE YOUR CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS WHEN USING OUR ONLINE CONTACT FORM. WE CAN'T REPLY TO YOU IF YOU DON'T, AND YOU MAY BE LEFT WONDERING WHY?

Now that the heatwave is over we can return to a more regular appointment regime, ie afternoons are open again. Plenty of opportunities this coming week.

From the 28th July till 25th August, BRIAN will not be available for this four week period due to recovering from a minor operation. Anyone wishing to book with Bri or who wishes to experience a four-handed massage with both of us (Val and Bri) is advised to get in touch now or wait till the the end of August. (4handed massage comes with a £25 premium and is only offered on an occasional basis)

WEBSITE CHANGES. I think there are some tweaks and changes needed to some of our pages, as some of our services, offerings and preferences have evolved over the last 12 months. I intend to re-write some the pages over the next couple of months, and maybe even delete a page or two and add a page or two.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

USING THE CONTACT FORM

When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.

If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.