Updates, Availability and Offers.

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UPDATED EDIT 28/06/2026 at 9pm

The week ahead... We still have the following times available. Tomorrow afternoon (Mon 29th), Tuesday at 11am and 1pm. (Nothing on Wednesday). Anytime on Thursday and anytime on Friday. As usual, please don't leave it to the last minute to ask; we don't operate like that for reasons mentioned many times in the past. Book NOW to avoid disappointment. There have been lots of enquiries about availability for this week, but few have got back to us. Those who have are booked in at the times they wanted. Those who dither often end up disappointed either because someone else has already booked before they did or we made other plans based on the fact that nobody was booked in for that time.

WEBSITE CHANGES. I think there are some tweaks and changes needed to some of our pages, as some of our services, offerings and preferences have evolved over the last 12 months. I intend to re-write some the pages over the next couple of months, and maybe even delete a page or two and add a page or two.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

USING THE CONTACT FORM

When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.

If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.