Updates, Availability and Offers.

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UPDATED EDIT 28/05/2025 at 10:30pm

Tomorrow and Friday, we still have appointments available. However, if you leave to the last minute you run the risk that we might be already engaged in other (personal) activities. There's no remaining available times for Saturday and Sunday. Monday (2nd) is available late afternoon and evening. Tuesday (3rd) is fully booked. Wednesday onwards is looking pretty clear atm.

OFFER FOR NEW CLIENTS UNDER 40. We are currently considering making an introductory offer for new younger clients. Watch this space, all will be revealed shortly, and our reasoning behind this.

WARM WEATHER. Now the summer days are here, we can bring forward our earliest appointment time to 10am. On days when it is predicted to get above 24 degrees c in the afternoon, please be aware that it can get quite hot in the cabin between 1pm and 6pm. We will still take bookings for these times, but you need to be aware.

NEW FACEBOOK PAGE. We have set up and are trialling a facebook page for Timeout Therapies. We'll take it a week at a time and see how things go. I won't be endlessly posting, just now and again when there's something to say. We had a facebook page many years ago, but I'm not sure we managed it in the best way. There was also the issue of facebook's algorithms which decide whether or not people who follow or "like" our page actually get to see our posts! We discovered, last time, that unless followers regularly clicked "like" on our posts then facebook's automation quickly decided it wasn't worth showing our posts to them. So we'll suck it and see... It's a "personal" page, even though it's titled Timeout Therapies. So it connects on friend requests. Message me if you have any trouble. Here's the link..... Facebook

NAMES. Not sure what's going on or if there's something in the water, but there seems to be a growing issue with males clients who have a problem with giving us their surname at the end of a message. Even when they've been before. When we ask for their name they just say "Dave", or "John" as though they are the only "Dave" and "John" in the UK. We have lots of clients who share the same first names. You are not the only "Steve". We have half a dozen! And it may be the case that Val doesn't want to book a particular client in again, so we need your surname! We need to know which "Steve" you are. It's as simple as that. For some reason, this is an issue for some clients. Why? Did you give us a false name to start with and you can't remember?

WORKSHOP OFFER. The Couples Massage Workshop Day is on offer from Tuesday 22nd April to Saturday 10th May. The regular price is £180 but the offer price is £150 for this duration only. If you're interested then the route to coming is...

• Speak to your partner about it before you contact us. If you don't have a partner but think you know someone who might be interested in attending with you then speak to them first.

• Ask for our info sheet to be emailed out to you. This gives an overview of what to expect on the day and how it might vary from couple to couple.

• After you've read it, phone us (both partners) to confirm the genuineness of the enquiry (because we get too many fakes who waste our time). We cannot respond to questions or make a booking until we get telephone confirmation from both parties that the interest is genuine.

• After your confirmation call feel free to ask any questions and book your appointment between the dates mentioned above.

If you are an individual/single and would like to try this workshop, then please delay contacting us until you can find someone who is equally interested and would like to attend with you. We mostly think of a couple as male/female, but you don't have to be. We have had same sex couples attend these workshops too. So far, every couple that has attended on of these workshops has been in a relationship, but we will accept two adults who are simply friends or acquaintances as long as they can attend together.