UPDATED EDIT 28/4/2021
The further ahead you can book the better the chances of getting your preferred time. At this moment in time (5pm 28/4) there is an afternoon appointment available tomorrow with either Bri or Val. There is a 7:30pm appointment available tomorrow with just Bri. On Friday 30th there is an afternoon appointment available with either Bri or Val, and an evening appointment available with Bri. There are no appointments available on Sat or Sun. Next week is already filling up fast so don't leave it to the last minute to book in.
Please do yourself, and us, a favour.... by booking a time when you can actually make it! Sounds obvious but too many clients are booking and then cancelling because they book in work time, instead of their day off. Here's the thing.... your manager doesn't know and couldn't give a monkeys that you're trying to fit in a massage in work time, so they manage your working day to suit themselves and the company you work for! Why bother trying to be covert and going under the radar when you can visit us... stress free... on your day off?
The option of a 4-handed tantric massage is no longer available, although 1-2-1 tantric massage, 4-handed Swedish massage and couples tantric massage are still available.
"When's it best to book?" As far in advance as possible! Mornings always get booked much quicker than afternoons and evenings and it's common for morning appointments to be booked up to ten days in advance. So bear that in mind if you specifically want a morning appointment. Afternnoons get booked next and we commonly book 4-5 days ahead for the afternoon. Evenings are less popular and we generally only do one or two of those a week. We rarely do last minute or even same day appointments. If there is a gap in our diary and it gets to that day then the chances are we've already made personal plans of our own. We never just sit around with nothing to do besides waiting for any possible last minute enquiries. If you're someone who cant schedule ahead by a few days then the chances are you wont ever get to book in. After ten years of doing this we are still gobsmacked by the amount of texts saying, "got any appointments in next few hours?" It doesn't work like that... never has.
Unfortunately, as well as all the great clients we love to welcome and book in, we've also got the return of the usual crowd of undesirables who either want to prank us or waste our time with childish enquiries of a sexual nature for their own amusement.... and they never book in. That's why we dont answer calls when it shows up as a witheld number. Absolute timewasters! Then there's also the ones who say, "How much for just half an hour... just the middle bit at the front?" So if you're reading this now and this is you then you've got the wrong establishment; there are other places for that. We are not pretentious and we can sensually massage (literally) the whole body, but its a professional full body hour-long massage! Not some kind of excuse for a 15min quickie.
MAKING PAYMENT. The following methods of payment are acceptable. Cash on the day, card payment on the day, Paypal transfer in advance. If choosing to pay by paypal we can give you the recipient paypal address on request, because its not our usual email address. Our preferred methods of payment are card or paypal, but we still welcome payment by cash for those who prefer this.
WITHELD PHONE NUMBERS. Due to the time-wasting and immature nature of most of the calls we receive from witheld numbers, we will no longer be answering them! So if you are a genuine enquirer but your call displays at our end as"witheld number" or "unknown number" then it will not be answered. Some clients who call from work phones may be unaware that their call is displaying "unknown number" at our end so it's worth being aware of this. We have no interest whatsoever in dealing with clients who are totally secretive and act out in the shadows. And we are not a chat line for your entertainment as you play with yourself. We seek to establish open, honest and meaningful connections with our clients and we tend to find nothing but time wasted and trouble from the type of client who witholds their number.