Updates, Availability and Offers.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INFORMATION ON THIS PAGE REPRESENTS A SNAPSHOT IN TIME.
IT IS CORRECT AT THE TIME OF THE EDIT, BUT IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS AND WHEN CLIENTS BOOK IN OR CANCEL APPOINTMENTS.
LATEST UPDATES
UPDATED EDIT 06/09/2026 at 9pm
This week we have availability at the following times. Mon 7th anytime between 10:30am to 3:30pm, (nothing on Tuesday), Wednesday 9th between 10:30am and 3:30pm, Thursday 10th at 2pm, Friday 11th anytime between 10:30am and 3:30pm, Sat 12th 10:30am. Please also see important paragraph below. It relates to new clients.
IMPORTANT NOTICE. Until further notice VAL will not be taking on any new clients for tantric massage. If or when that situation changes, it will be noted on this webpage straight away. If you have recently enquired and received our information sheet by email, then you can still book in as a new client. This change only affects new enquiries made from 26th Aug. Existing clients (if you have been before) can enquire and book in as usual.
Brian will continue to accept new clients as usual.
WHEN BOOKING.... Please give the full and appropriate amount of information when making your enquiry. (It's astonishing how many don't). Tell us your full name, whether you've been before, what time and what date you are thing of.
Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.
USING THE CONTACT FORM
When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.
If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE
The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.