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UPDATED EDIT 24/08/2026 at 1pm

IMPORTANT CONSIDERATION. The health of Val's mother has taken a turn for the worse over the last few days, and we are in a state of limbo reminiscent of this time last year with her dad. In other words, her mum could pass away at any moment or she could linger in a state of joyless, pointless nothingness and misery for another few months! Who knows? It's awful. Not just for her, but also for Val who has to watch her mother be kept alive in this state, with a concoction of drugs because the law thinks that dragging out pointless suffering for as long as possible is better than accepting that death comes to us all in the end, including reaching your natural end at age 91.

Until further notice (made on this page), appointments will be accepted on your understanding that Val may have to cancel or reschedule if/when her mother passes.

Brian has now made sufficient recovery from his surgery to resume providing massage and is now taking bookings as usual.

Please keep visiting this page periodically for further updates.

WEBSITE CHANGES. I think there are some tweaks and changes needed to some of our pages, as some of our services, offerings and preferences have evolved over the last 12 months. I intend to re-write some the pages over the next couple of months, and maybe even delete a page or two and add a page or two.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

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When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.

If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.